When someone sells. We had ONE rule. Diamond paws only.
$SIMON +420.69%$NAPS -3% (cat was tired)$TREATS ALL TIME HIGH$VASE -100% (broken)$ZOOMIES +1,337%$PURR stable coin$ZOOM +69% at 3am$CATNIP volatile, do your own research$SIMON +420.69%$NAPS -3% (cat was tired)$TREATS ALL TIME HIGH$VASE -100% (broken)$ZOOMIES +1,337%$PURR stable coin$ZOOM +69% at 3am$CATNIP volatile, do your own research
HOLDING!Simon's Catis going public
He knocked your portfolio off the table. Then he bought the dip. Diamond paws since day one.
Not financial advice. Cat advice. Past purrformance does not guarantee future treats.
Technical "Analysis"
+42,069% UP
Moon here ↑
bought the dipknocked the vasetreat dividend3am zoomies spikemoon?ate the chart
Meme Vault
Screenshot responsibly. Or irresponsibly. The cat doesn't care.
SIMON TO THE MOON. Fuel: pure audacity and one (1) treat.
Your stop loss? He knocked it off the table. On purpose.
Passive income: sleeping on the gains. Literally.
HODLers hugging their bags. Never letting go.
Waiting for the treat dividend like…
CATONOMICS
18h
Daily naps (risk management)
0%
Buy/sell tax (cat takes only treats)
247
Vases broken (market corrections)
AAA
Diamond paws rating
The Nap Roadmap
1
Morning Stretch
Recover from the IPO. Markets can wait.
2
Sunbeam Chasing
Rocket scheduled. Boarding depends on dinner time.
3
Major Nap Time
Sustained horizontal growth strategy.
4
Knock Something Off
Target: anything near an edge. Unstoppable.